Dear Asshole I almost ran over the other night
Hey dude, Sorry I almost pinned you against a Honda Accord but you retardedly decided to dart out in front of my car as I was pulling out.I can understand your confusion - I mean you were obviously a drunken hiptard that was hanging out at that speakeasy bar on Ave. B - you may have had too many PBR's that night. I had started my car and turned on my lights and started backing out of the space I was in - but that must have been really hard for you see - you were only a foot away from the car. I mean running out between my car to stop that cab (that was all ready stopped on the street mind you) in the pouring rain was more important than your life - I understand that. You also didn't even notice that I nearly pulverized your pelvis between my car and the Honda in front of me - but when I yelled at you to get out of the way so I COULD pull out safely - you gave me the finger.
If ever see you and your stupid Italia track jacket again - I'll be sure run your sorry ass over.
posted by Jin @ 6:45 PM
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